Joke 1
An African leader was entertaining Clinton. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. We learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette. President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette is a dangerous game!"
The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. For good relations with us you must play. I'll show you how." He pushed a buzzer, and in paraded a half dozen, big breasted gorgeous women who immediate shrugged off their garb. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.
Clinton's immediately reacted and was about to choose, when a thought occurred to him. "How is this related to Russian roulette?"
The African leader smiled, leaned towards Clinton and in a soft, even voice said "One of them is a cannibal."
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