Joke 9
Six guys were playing poker when Larry loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Jerry looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws.
Allington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.
"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Allington walks over to the Larry house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Allington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Allington says, "I'll tell him."
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