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A man arrives at JFK International Airport with two large bags.

The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money in different currencies. The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get this money?"

The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, "donate money to America"s War Against Terrorism or I will cut-off your balls."

The customs agent is stunned and mumbles: "well...it"s a very interesting story... what do you have in the other bag?"

The man says, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support America"....

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